From name: Your laptop
Subject line: Please don’t do THIS to me
Hey, your laptop here.
We need to talk..
I know this sounds a bit weird, but I have a couple things to get off my chest..
I think it’ll help us have a long healthy relationship together while traveling the world.
..here they are..
- Don’t leave me in an Airbnb with windows that don’t lock..
- Don’t throw me into a backpack that doesn’t have Pacsafe security features..
Look I get it.
You say you love me more than any other device in your life..
But to tell you the truth, I don’t really feel safe with you.
It’s not me.. It’s you.
You see, I help you with your workload every day..
And in return you make me feel at risk of getting kidnapped.
If you truly love me, consider throwing me into a backpack that has:
- Lock down technology
- Smart zipper security
- Slash resistant material
I don’t mean to come across as harsh or give you an “ultimatum”..
I just want to take our relationship to the next level.
So if you really care about me as much as you say you do..
You’ll throw me into a Pacsafe backpack.
They’re hands down the safest bags on the market (while being devilishly stylish).
Who knows, maybe with these extra security features we could worry less and enjoy our trip together more..
Or maybe I’ll end up in the arms of another nomad.
Your laptop (with help from “laptop whisperer” Magnus McGlashan)